No not the former president silly! I'm talking about the comedy legend George Carlin. He truly saw through the everyday bullshit and called it like he saw it. I really miss his musings, so I figured in honor of Mr. Carlin, that I would produce a couple of my own.
Things that need to stop:
-women with mullets
-guys with mullets
-parents who name their children Brantley or Chet....odds are you will become a douchebag
- People who have the tag of "jr." or "the second or third" stuck on the end of their names. Parents give your child their own identity for crissakes!!
- Guys wearing daisy duke shorts
- Bald men with pony tails
-Fat people in very tight clothing
-People who still quote Rob Scheider's SNL character "The Copy Man" - it stopped airing twenty years ago....TWENTY YEARS!!!
-Computer generated cartoons
-Government bailing out car companies
-Government letting oil companies dump oil into the oceans with little to no consequence
-televised golf ... to quote George," it's as boring as watching old people fuck!"
-televangelists
-Reality tv...if I want reality I'll go outside
Well I hope I gave all of you(whom I kidding maybe 2 people will read this!) a good laugh. If you got upset....well sorry cause I'm not going to apologize. It's all for fun!!
Cheers
Stephen
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